I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
