is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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