People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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