Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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