Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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