So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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