Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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