Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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