Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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