yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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