I'm eating all of the evidence.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
