take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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