Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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