We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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