Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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