I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
dude. I can hear the air.
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