I will die if light touches me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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