AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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