careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
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