i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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