i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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