I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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