He is an equal opportunity slut.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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