wanna go halves on a baby?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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