Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
i will never coherently bang her
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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