forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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