is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Help. Why am I so naked?
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