He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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