I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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