if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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