Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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