i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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