Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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