one two three fourrrrnication!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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