one might say we're banned from that church
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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