i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I touched a dick in church today
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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