Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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