They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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