I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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