porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
