would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Randomize
