I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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