i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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