Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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