Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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