it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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