the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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