Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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