Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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