I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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