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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.

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I love getting blowjobs :)

Submitted by trollinator on Jul 17, 10 at 1:02am

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- you are a slut too. Wow, you're quick. Due to the volume of incoming comments, we ask that you wait at least one minute between submitting comments. Thanks!
  
  Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 3:23am
  
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there's a downtown in the state of nebraska?

Submitted by meghannnn on Jul 17, 10 at 12:16am

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- just because the area code is from Nebraska doesn't mean the person is actually in Nebraska..
  
  Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 3:20am
  
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  - psssst you spelled meghan wrong. there is only one n
    
    Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 3:26am
    
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  - why does tfln always cut words off? i spelled actually correctly. where the hell is my y at?
    
    Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 3:28am
    
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  - it actually is from Nebraska. I got this text message around 6am from my friend and DIEDDD laughing. It was a female bum giving some dude bum a beej outside of Walgreens in downtown Lincoln in broad daylight!
    
    Submitted by carolinaaa on Jul 17, 10 at 9:00am
    
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    i will never be able walk past that walgreens without thinking of this again. ewww....
    
    Submitted by dawnathin3 on Dec 20, 10 at 11:02pm
    
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- 143 i la la la love you. not.
  
  Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 3:27am
  
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I love giving blowjobs;)

Submitted by emilycaitlin on Jul 17, 10 at 12:53am

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- you are a slut.
  
  Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 3:21am
  
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  - at least she's not a bitch.
    
    Submitted by justbreathe on Jul 18, 10 at 12:49am
    
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"(Adjective) (noun) EVER." That format is getting old, regardless of context

Submitted by teribeef on Jul 17, 10 at 6:29am

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Bums need lovin too!!!

Submitted by nakedgoat on Jul 17, 10 at 12:24am

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Its the only type of currency they possess..

Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 17, 10 at 12:12am

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- lies!!!!!!!!! Wow, you're quick. Due to the volume of incoming comments, we ask that you wait at least one minute between submitting comments. Thanks!
  
  Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 3:24am
  
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That's no way to talk about your parents. You are so ungrateful.

Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 1:17am

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bumette?

Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 17, 10 at 1:04am

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Bum luvin does not sound like a good morning to me

Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 17, 10 at 2:13am

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THIS IS HAUNTED. holy shit, I think people really do act out Palahniuk's books, constantly

Submitted by 33333hhhh on Jul 17, 10 at 8:14am

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homeless need lovin' too

Submitted by marsho on Jul 17, 10 at 7:59am

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the early bird gets the bj. these pretzels are making me Firsty!

Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 12:21am

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That happens all the time

Submitted by way on Jul 17, 10 at 1:23am

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Actually Lincoln has a decent downtown and considering there were about 3 of them sitting nice and cozy on the corner of 12th and O late last night isn't surprising

Submitted by Jazzie_fae on Jul 17, 10 at 3:39am

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THIS IS HAUNTED. holy shit. I think people really do act out Palahniuk's books, constantly

Submitted by 33333hhhh on Jul 17, 10 at 8:13am

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I think they were actually Cornhusker recruits getting ready for the Big Ten.

Submitted by wombatt on Jul 17, 10 at 1:05pm

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The internet gods claim that your comment was spam. At least give us macaroni.

Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 2:04am

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nebraska really isnt all just corn fields guyss!

Submitted by jessiee_rene on Jul 20, 10 at 11:12pm

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Lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :p

Submitted by Kalixzo on Jul 17, 10 at 7:59am

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Bums need blowjobs too!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:57am

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Shut the fuck up rainbuckets or whatever your name is.

Submitted by ilikeboobs on Jul 17, 10 at 10:35am

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I want Firsty to take a drink then blow me

Submitted by sonofbichsht on Jul 17, 10 at 7:31am

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Stinky fuckin nuts...

Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 17, 10 at 10:36am

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Bums, making a mess all over the city.

Submitted by cannibal_ox on Jul 17, 10 at 4:53pm

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Here's a drank for firsty :)

Submitted by lIlIlIlI on Jul 17, 10 at 1:08am

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the "best .... ever" comments always seem to be statements. If it really was my best morning ever, id be more excited. There needs to be more variety. Such as "best morning ever!" Or making a list..."best morning ever: "

Submitted by oregon_donor on Jul 17, 10 at 11:48am

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...How lonely.

Submitted by SaraJean on Jul 17, 10 at 12:08am

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like i barely hold the door open! you make me wanna break my bank! make it rain! where my money at? forget about the tag, throw it in the bag!

Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 3:17am

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- it's goin too fast, I need to WATCH my ass.
  
  Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 3:19am
  
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Me.... But really no one cares

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 17, 10 at 12:06am

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Firsty I sense a 360 no scope coming your way

Submitted by i360noscopfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 2:36am

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Best morning ever?

Submitted by CAAF on Jul 17, 10 at 12:15am

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Ok so it's the weekend and you're out partying Firsty but you've got to hold your position on tfln. When you're late the supply of pretzels is low. Lol

Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 1:23am

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call me ;) seven oh sevensixtwoeight2939

Submitted by ohshitimsorry on Jul 17, 10 at 1:02am

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fuckin rainbuckets! leave emilycaitlin alone. girls like her are what gives this world hope, along with weed and jimmy johns delivery : )

Submitted by mikescott on Mar 31, 11 at 5:57pm

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Wow really was it a girl doing the blow job \nDWRL....... SMDH !!!!

Submitted by gaza244 on Jul 17, 10 at 12:08am

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My friend said that to me yesterday. Dissappointed it wasnt true.

Submitted by Bullskid on Jul 18, 10 at 2:22pm

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I would not call this a great morning seeing this

Submitted by PyroFrost on Jul 19, 10 at 11:57am

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Look who's firsty now.

Submitted by rainbuckets on Jul 17, 10 at 12:04am

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