i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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