she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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