We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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