I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I think weed is turning my hair brown
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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