I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
birth control should be required to get into college
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Naked. naked and bneed help.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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