Swine flu. Run for my life!
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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