Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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